Salty Sea Slapper
or the salty sea slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. the female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the p-n-s hole of the man until he gets a b-n-r. the male now slaps his partners cheeks with his p-n-s until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.
“i’m wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you.”
“boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!”
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