san antonio breakfast salad

when a man is getting his salad tossed, he -j-c-l-t-s on the back of his hand just before sh-tting in her face. when she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
meredith won’t return my calls after i gave her a san antonio breakfast salad.

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