saturday night wrist
when you’re so wasted/tired that you fall asleep sitting up with your head in your hand, and wake up hours later with a wrist ache that won’t seem to go away.
“dude, i had such bad sat-rday night wrist, that i couldn’t even jerk it today.”
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