Screw me sideways with a nail gun


an exaggeration stemming from the term ‘f-ck me sideways…’ and adding the verbal irony of the words ‘screw’ and ‘nail’ as references to s-x. used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
“you what?! well screw me sideways with a nail gun…”

“screw me sideways with a nail gun… i got another ticket…”

“screw me sideways with a nail gun! that freaking hurt!”

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