a white chick who is having s-x with a latino lover, who needs to keep it descreet
“jose and i are so totally secret latin lovers now!”
the flesh that joins the shaft of the p-n-s to teh testes. sean: i showered this morning and even at 3 o clock my plute was still wet! plutes means obsolete or unimportant. like the (former) planet pluto that, according to astronomists is not important enough to be a planet. plutes refers to something that, […]
the sound of loud s-xual oral fornication gettin down on the box or meat popsicle or plypaplyth
- seeing george's mum
the process of getting close to a friends mother, then, whilst staying at your friends, creeping into the mothers room and f-cking her senseless. noise must be made. “why is john p-ssed off with steve?” “steve started seeing george’s mum”
the fear of choking. did you know mara has pnigophobia? that’s why she always eats so slowly.
if i was rich and worthy i wouldn’t use a dating site. if i was beautiful and charming i wouldn’t use a dating site. i can only -ssume there’s a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich tw-ts and foxy b-tches out there, and that the rich tw-ts are clueless enough to want to marry one […]