selectively lazy
a selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work p-ssed.
person 1: “my phone is about to die, but i need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!”
person 2: “go grap your charger!”
person 1: “but my charger is down stairs!”
person 2: “god, you’re so selectively lazy.”
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