Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy


a male wh-r- with a drinking problem; a not so attractive straight prostadude that s-xes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle s-xing ugly women(a nuglyf-cker);
“she only had enough money for a semi-elegant piece of he-candy”

“never become the semi-elegant piece of he-candy”

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