set up the air mattress
when you run upstairs and have lightning fast s-x with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.
houseguest: “where are you guys?”
boyfriend: “just setting up your air mattress!”
hurry up, let’s go set up the air mattress – we only have 4 minutes!
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