Seven Minutes in Heaven


a game, often played by teenagers, in which two people, usually chosen at random, go into a closet or other private sp-ce and engage in s-xual acts, ranging from making outto s-x, for seven minutes. occasionally, the length is extended to eleven minutes.
jane: why are you late to school today?

mischa: i was so hungover and my mother was p-ssed because the cops broke up the party and brought me home at 2 am. i’m grounded for 2 weeks!

jane: that sucks.

mischa: i know…and we just started seven minutes in heaven!

jane: who were you paired with?

mischa: tanya.

jane: wow…hot.
a party game involving two people in a closet for seven minutes doing… whatever you can do in seven minutes… kissing, fooling around, hooking up, etc.
after their seven minutes is up the next couple enters the closet. there are many variations to this game; the two people might not know who’s with them and have to guess in the end, etc. couples might be chosen by rock, paper, scissors, or spinning a bottle.
i hooked up with a stranger for seven minutes in heaven.

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