Sex on toast



1. to have s-x early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with ‘breakfast in bed’.

2. to m-st-rb-t- onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.
s-x on toast anyone?
adj: posessing the quality of extreme goodness – i.e.; highly delicious, ” attractive, ” awesome…

fig. 1: “dude, this lasagne is beyond s-x on toast.”

fig. 2: “oh, my g-d. your couch is so s-x on toast.”

fig. 3: “did you see the booty on that b-tch? s-x on toast, man. s-x on toast.”
when translated into finnish it will become ville valo the extreemely s-xy lead singer of him
holy sh-t! ville valo is “s-x on toast”

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