Shizzler’s Hanky


a quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. ewwwpsies.
matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler’s lip, he pulled the shizzler’s hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.

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