saving money in a shoebox
joey: so man, how did you get that dvd?
jimmy: shoebox cash.
jimmy: i put money in a shoebox every now and then.
1 in the pink, 2 in the stink. when a person sticks one finger in the puss and two fingers in -ss. or sticking up the pointer finger, bending the middle finger down, sticking the ring and pinky finger up, and setting the thumb bent above the middle finger. preferred by all -n-l freaks. shonk […]
- shoot a fair one
when two people fight with the agreement to not use weapons or have friends jump in. there’s a rumor around that maino and lil’ cease said they’d shoot a fair one over their chain incident…
- ginger mclanky
a ginger lanky person who works in mcdonalds hey look at that ginger mclanky man behind the till one who is not only lanky and ginger but also works at mcdonalds “man! check out gingermclanky over there. he was late for work today because the wind blew him away” “yeah, that’s one unlucky guy”
gigantic+enormous=ginormious gigantic, enormous whoa! what a ginormious package you have there 😉
- girlfriend positioning system
the surrept-tious use of google lat-tude on your girlfriend’s phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. also requires a phone that supports lat-tude, but helped by the prevalence of android, apple os and blackberry phones. commonly abbreviated gips (pr-nounced: jips). john: so carla’s gone […]