shot the sheriff


before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the t-tle for the main person in your life is ‘sheriff’. to have a ‘sheriff’, one does not need a ‘deputy’ or ‘deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the t-tle over a ‘friend’ status. ‘shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.
tom: “dude, weaksauce, i shot the sheriff.”
brian: “liquid lamecake, broseph! you should grab some boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some dr. mario.”

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