skidmore fountain
the act of simultaneously -j-c-l-t-ng and defecating, so as to create an unholy marriage of pleasure and shame.
tj: i don’t think i can go back to that new taco shop.
robert: why?
tj: i hooked up with that waitress.
robert: the big one?
tj: yeah, and their meat is a little suspect. long story short, right as i was about to finish, it turned into a real skidmore fountain. i think i stained her uniform.
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