smell my flower
the most awesome thing in the world to say. its completely random and awesome. say it whenever you want or when you cant answer a question. can either be thought of as gross or just random and funny
-“hey whats up?”
-“smell my flower!”
-“ummmmm ok… i’m gona go now”
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