Smuggling Parrots
a reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. this talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. what is said is confused and short.
mate walking into room. “where are we? what time is it? what’s my name?!”
everyone else, “he is smuggling parrots right now.”
Read Also:
- smurf spank
after someone makes your panties wet you remove them and hit that person in the face with them. amber thought she had jasmine around her finger, until she got smurf spanked.
- pork party
a gathering where hoggers hope to hook up with fat chicks. a fat bagging and plumpf-ck fiesta. a good place for getting fat b-tched. the place to find omega mu action or ffb play. a party for playing nail the whale. a paradise for any plumper humper, hogger, veeter, chocolatier, chubby chaser, hog farmer, fattybanger, […]
- Snackdraft
noun 1. the phenomenon of becoming hungrier after eating something that was supposed to appease your hunger. 2. a food that causes snackdraft. 1. i just had chinese, and now i’m experiencing snackdraft. 2. apples are total snackdrafts, you’re totally hungry after eating them.
- Porn cookies
that is p-rnographic cookies that are cut out in p-rnographic shapes. for example to look like c-ck and b-lls,a man and woman f-cking,t-ts,a p-ssy, a woman in the p-rn pose ect. often served at orgies ect. try some of those p-rn cookies.
- Porn Crush
simply, a crush on a p-rn star. just like having a crush on brad pitt, one can have a p-rn crush on any p-rn star, from amateur to professional, from brent corrigan to jenna jameson. (the p-rn crush is generally considered non-creepy. p-rn star obsession is a different thing completely.) “man, i’ve got such a […]