soda shoes
when you’re driving home from wendy’s with food in one hand, the steering wheel in the other, and a large soda in your lap and all of a sudden you hit a b-mp causing your soda to topple over and spill in your shoes 🙁
“yea man, i was on my way but then i got soda shoes.”
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