spanking a hot chicks backside.
back up and spanky my hanky.
- portuguese pitbull
when you givin here that bomb d-ck from behind and she goes ape sh-t. she goes so bat sh-t crazy that u need to slap a leash on that b–tch. be sure n-body gets near her and to get ur rabies shot. d-mn girl, don’t go portuguese pitbull on me.
- sweat spider
when your in bed and a bead of your partners sweat trickles down you, you have a mini freak out because you think it’s a spider in your bed crawling on you. i almost flipped the mattress looking for a spider last night, but realized it was only a sweat spider.
- jew gassing
when your partner releases an excessive amount of flatulence while you are both under the covers. enough gas to kill off jews in m-ss quant-ties. dan: “dude, sally totally pulled a jew g-ssing on me last night.” john:”woah man, mary did that to me last week after we ate chipotle!”
- burch sisters
when you can get with not only one but two girls and they are trashy sisters. where were you last night? dude i was getting with the burch sisters.
never read old messages #nrom never read old messages #nrom