Staff Meeting


a genteel request for s-x that can be made in public.
she: you available for a staff meeting this evening?
he: yes, i’ll bring peter.
an after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides
“you & my girlfriend used to work together?”
“yeah, we used to toke after work all the time”
“well, she’s picking me up at close; staff meeting?”
to toke after work

when at work, if your boss is a “square” you would walk amongst other employee’s and say “staff meeting?” as they reply, yes! or no!

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