Stay at Home Martyr
a. one who chooses to stay home and do “the most important job in the world” (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of ent-tlement with no means of income of their own. b. one who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. c. one’s ex-wife.
“ron told me the other day that i will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. obviously he doesn’t appreciate that i do the most important job in the world. he deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though i wanted the divorce.”
“i take on so much more than anyone could imagine. i couldn’t possibly get a job – that would be selfish. i would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son’s cl-ss. i would never have “me time” – naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox – i need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. n-body values stay at home martyrs – our jobs are 24-7.”
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