Stepped on a spirit duck


a spirit duck is crushed when a person p-sses gas (farts, toots, etc). it quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it’s a spirit duck. an important distinction from “stepped on a duck”
(person makes a loud fart). “oops, i just stepped on a spirit duck.”

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