Sticker Shock Induced MI
sticker shock induced mi is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.
terry: hey susie, i just got my obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
susie: sure, how much?
terry: for me and the wife, only $950 per month.
susie: owwww! i just had a sticker shock induced mi!
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