Sticky Hampson
the art of rubbing your p-n-s on a girls back when she denies you s-x.
example one
claudia: how was your date with dave last night?
steph: yeah it was going great, i stayed at his, i said i didnt want to have s-x yet and then he gave me a sticky hampson. gross.
example 2
neil: how was you date last night?
dave: awesome, i totally gave her a sticky hampson.
-high fives-
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