strawberry felch
to insert a strawberry into a receiving h-m-s-xual -n-s that is full of his lovers s-m-n acting like a bung. allowing the receiver to squat over the giver’s face without leaking, with the giver of the s-m-n then inserting a straw through the strawberry to drink the gravity pooled s-m-n, blood, lube and faecal matter juice out of the r-ct-m cavity.
f-ck that chick is hot, i would strawberry felch sir elton john just to have the chance to take her out to dinner.
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