Super Bowl Sex


when a girl’s favorite team wins the big game, consider her wide open for the night.
bro1: d-mn! i thought for sure we’d win!
bro2: don’t worry, chelsea’s a ______ fan. she’s on another level you’ll probably get lucky tonight if you tried.
bro1: alrighhhht time to initiate me some super bowl s-x
the act of having s-x beacause your favorite team won…or lost if you just want to, most of the time on game day.
boyfriend: giants won, wanna have super bowl s-x?
girlfriend: sure!!!

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