the stereotypical college girl of the modern era. she always wears sweatpants (unless she’s wearing pajamas), because she feels that her complete and total comfort trumps the fact that she looks like a complete and total slob. the sweatpants are usually accompanied by a school t-shirt and flip flops in the summer and a school sweatshirt and ugg boots in the winter. common accessories include an extremely expensive handbag to go with her clearance-sale sweatpants, and sungl-sses that take up half of her face. a cellular phone can always be seen close by, for the rapid sending and receiving of text messages, unless at the moment she’s preoccupied with listening to the latest chart-topping rap song on her ipod.
nicole is a sweatpants girl. she rolls out of bed five minutes before cl-ss, never brushes her hair, and can always be seen in sweatpants (except for the times she gets up so late she just keeps her pajamas on).
the fear of long words jimmy: antidisestablishmentarianism. joe: stop it!!! jimmy: you have a major case of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia a ridiculously long word describing the phobia of one towards long words. very ironic ah. ha. ha. hey clark: hey i heard you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia clark: tom don’t ashdhgsdsfdoiryuier!!!! -mumbles random sh-t being scared out of his […]
- wrinkle lift
a procedure or technique of removing wrinkles from the skin so as to make one look younger; an anti-aging treatment she is undergoing a wrinkle lift because she wants to look younger and more gorgeous than ever before.
means “one who makes me laugh” or “laughter”. the funniest guy who is sweet and charming. knows how to lighten the mood. is one who brings peace and others together. a miracle birth. are you feeling down? what you need is an isaac. isaac is saved by teh angel isaac, is the guy that people […]
a person who augments the watchbill, and thereby stands fewer watches than someone who is on a watchteam, but can not manage to relieve the watch on-time. these people cause those who are standing five-and-dimes great distress because bagmenters have a better deal, yet screw over their colleagues. you stand one f-cking watch a day, […]
- Antarctican Wing Flap
the act of placing your v-g-n- in ice water and jumping up and down, flapping your beef curtains like a penguin flaps its flippers, while making penguin noises. “my mom went out to party one night, so i wanted to enlighten my friends by performing an antarctican wing flap.”