swedish christmas
in socialist sweden there isn’t really a private economy so the state -ssigns you presents based on your age, gender, number of sick days taken, whether you’re a member of the national people’s democratic party etc. the gifts are often swedish products, like ikea furniture or a spotify subscription. it’s tradition is for the presents to be given out by someone dressed as “big brother”, who is said to “know what you want better than yourself”.
(note that you pay sales tax on any gifts you receive.)
abba the complete collection! it’s like swedish christmas!
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