Tacos at midnight
the act of straddling your partner’s face, wrapping your scr-t-m completely around their nose to prevent nasal breathing and farting into their open mouth.
everything was going great with this girl until i tried tacos at midnight on her. i didn’t think it would be a wet one.
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