Tag Team Beef Wellington


a variation of beef wellington. two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid p-n-ses in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. the match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). the two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant’s plastic wrapped p-n-s with an open hand. the first contestant that gets a full erection loses. however, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped p-n-s on the outer thigh. the outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
“hey bro! are you getting an erection? tag me in! it’s tag team beef wellington!”

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