Tahitian Jackhammer


it involves a toilet, a pineapple, a heavy bat, and the -n-s. first, the person is knocked unconscious with a heavy bat. then, the pineapple is inserted into the persons -n-s and is given a swirly in a toilet with p–p in it.
oh my god, i gave my friend a tahitian jackhammer yesterday night and his hair smells like sh-t!

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