Tailor your asshole
tailoring an -sshole is a very delicate procedure where a man with a beard of great girth licks your -sshole. this is a very delicate process because he must lick it like an ice cream scoop on top of a cone. his beard may touch, but only on the cheeks never getting in the way of the actual -n-s. due to this delicate process a sober hobo or b-m can be used, but is not recommended.
mustaches of any kind, neck beards, goatees, and mutton chops are not suitable subst-tutes.
“i got my -sshole tailored so good last night by some guy at the party.” – white young female in her 20’s
“b-tch, i will tailor your -sshole so good tonight!” -older black gentleman in his 40’s
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