Taiwanese Typhoon
when a chick is h-rny and she produces a lot of wetness from her v-g-n-. causes unusal smells and trying to do anything in that area will cause only more problems. similar to the typhoon that killed thousands in taiwan.
“dude, i went on a date last night.”
“that’s what’s up! how did it go?”
“it started getting hot and heavy early. then i take her pants off, and it was like a taiwanese typhoon down there.”
“oh sh-t, man!”
“yeah. i almost drowned in that sh-t. luckily, i had my swim trunks and snorkel with me, just in case. i just turned it into a slip and slide.”
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