Take a Jeff Deloche Day
when one wakes up in the morning and does not feel like going in to work, and rather feels like performing oral s-x on various men and allowing them to -j-c-l-t- upon his face and -n-s, one is said to be “taking a jeff deloche day”
“man, i was out late last night and when the alarm went off this morning i just knew i had to take a jeff deloche day and blow some guys”
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