Take a ride on a white horse
to f-ck;
adam: hey there, nancy. wanna take a ride on a white horse?
nancy: sure. i love all things equestrian, sure.
adam, thinks: -equestrian… (snickers)-
later that night…
nancy: your horse is so nice.
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