Taking A Big Country
taking a big country is when you have to take a sh-t so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the cr-pper. you usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. it starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. the shirt (if it doesnt have b-ttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. this type of sh-t should be taken with great pride.
1) i couldn’t answer the phone last night because i was busy taking a big country.
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