Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone


vomiting in the toilet. talking to ralph/ralf (vomiting), on the big white phone (white porcelain toilet).
where’s linda? she was guzzling red wine like a legionnaire, and now she’s talking to ralph on the big white phone.

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