tall ol’ smitties


small ol’ t-tties.

may refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. see flatchested.

the opposite of tig ol’ bitties which refer to a woman’s large br–sts.

a woman with tall ol’ smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. this, however, is not recommended because all t-tties should be seen as a gift from g-d. some men enjoy tall ol’ smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol’ bitties.
guy a: man, look at the tig ol’ bitties on that girl over there! d-mn!!

guy b: yeah, but her friend’s tall ol’ smitties are just fine.

guy a: tall ol’ smitties can’t be fine! what’s wrong with you man?

guy b: man, trust, tall ol’ smitties are just fine. they’re almost always perky, and i don’t have to worry about much saggage.

guy a: i see your point man, tig ol’ bitties can get a little saggy at times.

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