tallahassee jackhammer
a weapon created when a person shoves their t-rd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. the harder/drier the t-rd, the tougher the jackhammer. another reason tallah-ssee is known for its infamous nickname of “tallanasty” and we can’t have nice things in this dump of a town.
randy p–ped in his sock to make a tallah-ssee jackhammer and hit steve in the head, causing a concussion.
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