Tallahassee Land Shark
when you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl… your goal being to stick your erect p-n-s into her already-ludbricated v-g-n-.
i gave my girlfriend a tallah-ssee land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and -sshole. i said sorry though.
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