a man having s-x with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and c-ms on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.
while i was giving shelby the flying squirrel, i pulled out to make her a tallah-ssee toilet bowl.
a want to be red neck that lives north of the mason dixon line. they tipically buy large diesel trucks and wear boots and praise the rebel flag. look at those yitsacs over there in their r-t-rded jacked up trucks.
soigh is the sound you make after someone does some inconsistent sh-t. he said he wouldn’t get back with her, but guess what, he did, again… -soigh-
to get swooned in the afternoon r: -does something s-xy at 3pm l: “oh my good golly gosh. you just afterswooned me.”
someone who never touches themselves creating such a backlog of s-m-n that when they do nut it’s insane. he didn’t touch himself for a month, and when he finally did.. it was a pondinator.
- tea turn
a person that often says away from hanging with friends in order to not pay their share on a hangout night. man that -ssist tea turned again. it was his turn to pay for the hookah!