tamagotchi girlfriend


much like the infamous keychain virtual pets tamagotchi they are never happy no matter how often you drop everything to trend to their constant needs, and inevitably end up gone anyway, reminding you why you stopped playing this game before whilst you long to do it again.
man, the last thing i need is another tamagotchi girlfriend, i have enough drama!

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