Taming the Mammoth


depending what context it’s used in, taming the mammoth can mean many things:

-to m-st-rb-t-
-to trim one’s p-b-s (being male)
-to tame a mammoth
bro, what are you doin in 10 minutes?
-i’ll be taming the mammoth for my date with jessica, she totally wants me inside her. why?

(walking in on roommate)
dude! what the f-ck are you doing?!
-sorry man, but if you don’t knock first, you deserve to walk in on me taming the mammoth.

ooh ooh, ugh!
(rides into village on none other than, a tamed mammoth)

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