Tampon Dick Fart


1. a friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. can be found at cvs for $1.99.
3. your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. your mom or dad’s chinese name, or favorite food.
i said to my friend, because i looked up the definition on urbandictionary.com, “hey (insert name here), you are a tampon d-ck fart.”

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