Tampon Fishing
when you accidentally f–k your girl while her tampon is still in her p-ssy, thereby pushing it deep into her v-g-n-. when you finish intercourse, you have to retrieve the tampon and “fish it” out of her v-g-n-.
guy (while fingering his girl after s-x): “uhh, i feel somethin’ fuzzy in there”
girl: “oh sh-t, that’s my tampon, can you get it out?”
guy (to friend): “had to go tampon fishing last night…f–k man, never again.”
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