tampontrepreneur
a combination of the words entrepreneur and tampon, this term is used to describe a wealthy woman who uses hundred dollar bills (or benjamins) as tampons. while the absorbency of said benjamins is in question, at least it’s a safe place to keep your money.
clarence, a confident young tampontrepreneur, decided to reach into her sn-tch and pay the bartender with a bl–dy hundred dollar bill.
i may be rich, but i’m no tampontrepreneur!
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