Tanae


otherwise known as ‘vance’, ‘sybil’ or ‘farquad’, tanae is often found on the cover of newspapers in articles pertaining to the cold blooded locking of innocent doors. this creature is not to be trusted no matter how convenient he is to use as a tool to measure with. not to be confused with the commonly known unit of measurement the (tanae)…coincidentally tanae is one tanae tall….

it should be known tanae is currently wanted for bushrangering with his criminal mastermind tomorrow man
is that tanae?
measure him!
yep thats farquad alright!

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