Tanning Bed Tickle Monster
noun: sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peac-cky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness centers. recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout pants)
to imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
“did the tanning bed tickle monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? yep, that just happened..”
“i bet his wednesday workout is tanning and tickling”
“we haven’t seen the tanning bed tickle monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the jersey sh-r- lockup…”
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