Tardo Retardo


1. one who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably r-t-rded.

2. you have your suspicions but you just can’t prove they are indeed r-t-rded.
“omg kelly, tardo r-t-rdo was licking the frost off my car windows this morning!”

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