Taste Police


the city of pasadena munic-p-l code enforcement agency, a m-ssive and labrynthine organization determined to crack down on vile and dangerous house painters, gardeners, and guerilla artists- especially filmmakers.
joe: “hey, i thought you put in a new fence.”

jeff: “yeah, the taste police made me take it down, they said it wasn’t colonial-looking enough and threatened to arrest me.”

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