Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma
when you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder “why can’t my mom cook this well?”. this thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.
of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.
kid 1: yo dawg, i’m tired of eatin’ at home. my momma feeds me the same ol’ grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-d-mn-day.
kid 2: don’t sweat it home slice. why don’t you come on over to ma crib after school? i’ll make you to best pb & j sandwich you’ve eva tasted. tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!
kid 1: yeaaah boii!!
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